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September 09 2012

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July 27 2012

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June 15 2012

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May 19 2012

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December 21 2011

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November 26 2011

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A grand unified theory of everything or GTFO!
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November 06 2011

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September 01 2011

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July 15 2011

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July 11 2011

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June 20 2011

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Tech Support: Yes Sir/Ma'am... how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install
Love. Can you guide me though the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do
I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart.
Have you located your
Heart ?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it
okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running ma'am?

Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and
Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from
your operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it
will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override
Low Self-Esteem with a module of it's own called High Self-Esteem.
However, you have to
completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love
from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma'am?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness.
Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have
completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program.
You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the
upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error -
program not running on external components." What should I do?

Tech Support: Don't worry ma'am. It means that the Love program is set
up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart.
In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself
before you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Can you pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following
files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart"
directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming.
Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories
and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and
never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey!!! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile
is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying
themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually
everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running.
One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it
and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share
it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer: I promise to do just that. By the way, what's your name?

Tech Support: Just call me the Divine Cardiologist, also known as the
Great Physician, or, just "I AM." Most people feel all they need is an
annual checkup to stay heart-healthy; but, the manufacturer
(ME) suggests a daily maintenance schedule for maximum Love efficiency
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June 11 2011

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